The Great American Laziness

This is laziness taken to a whole new level. I've seen get rich quick, and we have all seen the commercials for the lose the weight fast programs (just watch for the side effects- 'oily discharge' gets you every time). But this is a new one. This pill actually tricks your muscles into thinking that they have just been to the gym, and therefore increases your strength and endurance. Now if I could only find the strength to get the glass of water to my mouth...