So, there is this guy that wants an ice cream truck and he orders one from the ice cream truck dealership on the other side of the country. The problem is that he doesn't have the money but the ice cream truck purveyor won't give him a refund so he travels all the way out there and offs the guy. He gets caught and the prosecutor says that he might want to consider a plea, to which he responds:
"I'll take calzones, pizza, KFC chicken, Popeye's chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice cream."
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07 August 2008
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Not exactly the sharpest knife in the crayon box, is he?
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