08 April 2009

America - Fuck Yeah

While those pansy Euros went gentle into that good night, the Americans raged against the dying of the light, and they took their ship back from the pirates. Once again, American sailors prove their badass credentials.

Wake + Beer + South = criminal charges and hilarity

Middle aged woman showed up to a wake at a church in Arkansas with a beer and started hitting people. When the cops showed up:
A sheriff's report claimed the woman with the beer became "passively aggressive" with deputies and said that "no backwood country cop" was going to take her to jail.
No photo was available, so I have provided an artistic rendering.

07 April 2009

The phrase is COOKING with gas...

... not CLEANING with gas. I don't even know what else to say.


Bruno coming to theaters..... absolutely hilarious

05 April 2009

You Can't Hug With Nuclear Arms...

Obama to rid the world of nuclear weapons? Only time will tell http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30053670/