31 March 2009

Tired of prostitots? Make 'em read Lolita



This author submits an intriguing argument why, in a world full of teen pregnancy and sexual assault, Nabakov's highly controversial, modern classic Lolita should be a part of the American high school English curriculum.

Among the myriad reasons: Literature offers a safe starting point for discussion and required reading like Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet also deal with teen sex and incest.

Food for thought.

Ever wonder what exactly a porter is?





That's okay - here's an article telling you anyway.


The beer so nice they named it... once... but lots of pr0n comes up when you search for pictures of it.

Earth Hour: pictures before and during


The Boston Globe gives us pictures from around the world during Earth Hour, an effort to raise awareness about human energy consumption. Major buildings shut their lights off for an hour. Click on the images to see the lights fade.

30 March 2009

Super Mario Bros theme on a Tesla coil


Nikolai Tesla's wonders are all around us, everyday. He was a visionary who sought to revolutionize the world, but he probably didn't have music in mind when he invented his coils. Submitted for your enjoyment: Super Mario Bros theme on a Tesla Coil in C.

XKCD: Parking










"Police reported three dozen cheerful bystanders, yet no one claims to have seen who did it."

You know you've always wanted to do this.

Japanese man had a really bad week

A 93-year-old Japanese man recently became the first person to be certified as a survivor of both the Nagasaki and Hiroshima bombings. The man was in Hiroshima on a business trip when the first bomb hit, and he made it back to Nagasaki in time for round two. Some people have all the luck.

28 March 2009

New Math (A little comedy never hurt anyone)

25 March 2009

So much for Maryland NOT being the south...


For those of you who did not grow up in Maryland have to learn the words to "Maryland, My Maryland" in 3rd grade, let me give you a little crash course. It's the state song of Maryland, and it's a little, shall we say... outdated. (Not as much as the German national anthem, but that's a different story). Anyways, it makes several references to revenge on the patriotic gore that flecked the streets of Baltimore and basically challenges Virginia to a battle. Here's the kicker:

"She is not dead, nor deaf, nor dumb-
Huzza! she spurns the Northern scum!"

That's right- the Northern scum. Well, a committee of the Maryland House of Delegates thought that maybe we should make some sort of an effort to pretend that it's no longer 1861 and maybe be a little nicer to those yankee rebels and change the lyrics of the song. Well, for all of us Marylanders who have fought hard our entire lives to escape the stereotypes of being thought of as "part of the south" are out of luck- the bill was voted down and it looks like "Northern Scum" will remain a part of the Maryland state song. Wow.

Why don't they ever build the cool concept cars?


Hyundai is releasing a concept plug-in hybrid full of plant-based plastics and enough eco-crap to make a Prius look like a Hummer, and yet look at this thing. THEY'LL NEVER BUILD IT. Why? Seems like a good idea, and that would be a crazy decision.

23 March 2009

Dan Rather on Afghanistan


Dan Rather has spent three decades reporting on Afghanistan. He offers insight into the current strategy and where America can and should go in the coming years in order to create a stable Afghanistan.

$2000 Car, anyone?


Indian superconglomerate Tata released the world's least expensive car today, the Tata Nano. At 50 mpg and 33 hp this tiny little car will get your family somewhere, eventually, probably.

I kind of want one, I'm not gonna lie.

NYT Columnist Paul Krugman *Sighs*

In this morning's New York Times, Op-Ed columnist Paul Krugman hated on the Administration's toxic asset program. I suppose I can't blame him, it's way easier to make easy arguments than defend complex ones.

But when you hold a Phd. in Economics from MIT, and have been a distinguished academic at the London School of Economics and Princeton University, I expect you to use microeconomics and calculus to minimize the amount of fuel, calories and time needed to mow your own lawn, not to mention if you don't do your job, who else can the New York Times pay to tell liberals what to think.


Lets start with some basics. Lousy mortgages and other suspect financial instruments are being used to back supposedly high-quality bonds. Bond markets trade largely on information provided by bond rating agencies. A consumer will buy a mislabeled turd in a Tiffany's bag exactly one time before realizing there are better things to do with hard-earned money. Similarly, supposed "assets" have burned buyers in the marketplace, and without a source for accurate information, the market cannot correctly assign a price to these assets. Interestingly, Krugman seems to identify this, suggesting that no-one knows what the value of these assets are, but then retracting into his tortoise shell of paranoia, suggesting that no effort to pull these assets from bank balance sheets will improve the lending industry. I'll address each below.

Modern Economists believe there is a price for everything. The ability of that price to represent 'actual' value can vary according to availability of markets, clarity of property rights, or accurate information about what you are buying. Think about Ebay for a moment. You the bidder have a chance to participate in an excellent forum for developing price, and truth be told information plays a huge role on what you do or don't bid on. Suppose for a moment you would like to buy a Maserati. Two ebay listings catch your eye. One Maserati includes a real photo, mechanic's records, traffax vehicle history and the other post says one Maserati with a photo of a matchbox car labeled "artist rendering". Chances are, only one of those cars will sell for more than three years of law school tuition. Similarly, when thousands of mystery bonds are all labeled 'mystery' flavored, the market must know surely this bond tastes like something, but I'm not willing to risk ending up with black licorice again. But then, the government comes in and offers a loan guarantee and says, my boy, if you buy that bond and give it a lick, and its black licorice, I'll let you buy another one and we'll see how that one works out, all I ask, is when you score some strawberry, I get a lick. Then, the whole game changes. Moral hazard? Surely. But then again, lose your car insurance and you'll realize in 10 seconds how much moral hazard you store in your lead foot. If you don't think a distribution of risk adds marketable value to an asset, then you're probably dumb enough to think that warranty on your new car was "free" too.

So fine, lets say these assets fly off the shelves like umbrellas in Oregon, then what? Does the banking industry see any benefit? Or should we believe, as Kranky-Kurmudgeon would have us believe, that Sisyphus has a better chance of getting the boulder up the mountain? I'm not here to tell you its Oliver-the-omnipotent's terrific tonic of total market correction, but surely its worth something. For one, it ends the waterboarding of corporate balance sheets. When mark-to-market forces banks to post impossibly large losses on assets of questionable value, Banks are traded according to fear of the unknown. Fresh balance sheets will allow banks to re-enter the markets and participate as creditors backed by known value. This is exactly how the market treats you. Own a house? You can use it to access credit backed by the knowledge that you have a certain ability to pay. Own nothing and addicted to heroine? You probably have to borrow money from a loan shark who knows you can't pay, since no one else will give you money, you'll agree to anything. So unless you want Wal-Mart to post payroll by running down Johnny the Squeeler, we all have an interest in the restoration of credit markets.

Or, you know, you can just complain about stuff.

22 March 2009

Drink more, worry less


Every now and then there is a study that indicates possible severe health problems from drinking, but there are plenty of studies showing a strong causal relationship between moderate drinking and good health. Author and freelance writer Laura Fraser has done a little research on the studies and writes a short treatise in defense of her drinking habit.

20 March 2009

Madoff employee tells all


An unnamed employee of the legitimate front of Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme has granted an interview.

"In a Daily Beast exclusive, one of the fraudster’s employees tells Lucinda Franks that the supposedly legitimate brokerage operations were in fact just money-losing fronts for the fraudster's scheme. Plus, what Madoff’s sons told staff the day after Bernie’s arrest, trips to the company’s secretive 17th floor, Bernie’s obsession with the color black and employee neatness, the roles of other family members, and visits to the founder’s Montauk home."

Sheep Art. God I hope this is real



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19 March 2009

Waterless urinals - more eco-friendly, more sanitary


















A single waterless urinal can save tens of thousands of gallons of fresh, pure drinking water every year. The waterless urinals are also more sanitary than standard flush urinals and don't require the same amount of maintenance and don't cause plumbing emergencies like flooding.

Uncle Sam wants YOU to weatherize your home


As part of the economic stimulus package and an overarching plan to increase the efficiency of American homes, the government is offering assistance for those willing to make the jump for greener homes. Save money on energy bills by insulating, replacing windows and doors, and changing those incandescent lightbulbs for their eco-friendlier CFL or LED brothers.

Planet green has the story along with a state-by-state guide to determine eligibility.

18 March 2009

Societal expectations and sex: gender showdown


Two sexperts duke it out in a side-by-side article addressing societal expectations on sexual behavior and how it affects men versus women. In a battle to answer who has it worse, Susannah Breslin of Reverse Cowgirl and Grant Stoddard of Nerve.com lay the case for their respective genders.

New York Post - props to you!


I never thought I'd say it, but I must give the New York Post the props it so deserves.

Tucker Carlson: How Jon Stewart Went Bad



Since we gleefully hosted Jon Stewart's epic sauté of CNBC's Jim Cramer last Thursday, in the interest of fairness, I offer former Jon-Stewart-victim Tucker Carlson writing at the Daily Beast.

Tucker argues that Stewart has long enjoyed an untouchable position in the media's eye, he critiques last week's interview and provides some additional details about the day Jon Stewart ate Crossfire with some microgreens and a cool sauvignon blanc.

He writes:
As Stewart becomes more self-righteous, he inevitably becomes less funny. Sanctimony is the death of humor, and also of innovation. Where a show like South Park challenges its audience’s every conceivable assumption, the Daily Show has become safer than Jay Leno, pandering night after night to the converted. Can you remember the last time Stewart said anything his viewers might disagree with?
In honor of Tucker, my favorite libertarian, I think we should let the market decide. Jon Stewart's ten year run at the daily show brings in upwards of a million viewers a night, Tucker Carlson . . . well, doesn't.

XKCD: Students


"The same goes the one where you're wrestling the Green Ranger in the swimming pool full of Crisco. You guys all have that dream, right? It's not just me. Right?"

17 March 2009

What's the plural of "virus"?

Some of us try to use a classical approach when pluralizing words taken directly from Latin - id est index becomes indices instead of indexes and minimum becomes minima instead of minimums. So how do we pluralize virus?

Well, etymologically:
"Etymology: a. L. virus slimy liquid, poison, offensive odour or taste."
So virus isn't really countable. At the end of the day, viruses is kind of okay to use, but it's probably most correct to say virus for both singular and plural.

Bush supports Obama


Former President Bush stated that he hopes President Obama succeeds and refuses to criticize him, saying Obama "deserves my silence."

In addition to giving speeches, Mr. Bush is also working on a book that will put the reader in his place during the 12 most difficult decisions he had to make. He hopes the book will help to set the record straight on his sometimes tumultuous tenure.

President Obama and Taoiseach Cowen cousins?


Nope. But Obama does have a bit of Irish in 'im.

Eat less meat, smell sexier


A study suggests that "red meat consumption has a negative impact on perceived body odor hedonicity."

So going vegetarian means you smell better? I guess that doesn't take into account the "Dirty Hippy Effect."

16 March 2009

German fried Obama fingers



In yet another case of lost in translation, a German company seeking to jump on the Obama bandwagon and the rising popularity of American food has committed a packaging blunder. Obama Fingers are "tender, juicy pieces of chicken breast, coated and fried" and they come with curry dip.
"It was supposed to be a homage to the American lifestyle and the new US president"

XKCD: Alternative Energy Revolution






"The moment their arms spun freely in our air, they were doomed -- for Man has earned his right to hold this planet against all comers, by virtue of occasionally producing someone totally batshit insane."

13 March 2009

Jon Stewart FTW!

In a daily show which could be described as anything but funny. Jon Stewart took Mad Money Jim Cramer to task. To his credit, Jim takes it like a man. This is the whole episode, if you want clips head on over to The Huffington Post. But trust me, you want to see the whole thing.

11 March 2009

New battery charges in seconds


Gentleman, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster...
U.S. engineers have found a way to make lithium batteries that are smaller, lighter, longer lasting and capable of recharging in seconds.
This may have wide-ranging implications for everything from mobile phones to better electric car batteries. The process involves a new way of manufacturing the batteries that removes some of the limitations to Lithium ions, but it still uses the traditional battery materials.
"If manufacturers decide they want to go down this road, they could do this in a few years," Ceder said.
Note: Battery is not actually projected to cost 6 million dollars.

10 March 2009

5 Step

15 Step + Take Five: A Radiohead-Dave Brubeck mashup.


Watanabe: 12MP is enough


Olympus Imaging's SLR Planning Department Manager Akira Watanabe has effectively declared the race for megapixels over, saying that 12MP is more than enough for most professionals. 12MP cameras are overkill for most users, and anything with a decent lens in the 6-8MP range is enough for most uses. Anything more just means fewer pictures will fit on your card and your hard drive.

Ars brings some insight into the digital camera market and offers a couple of good links for further reading at the end of the article.

The Rock Obama

09 March 2009

XKCD: Pirate Bay







"We find you guilty of closing your torrents as soon as they finish. Your sentence is unremovable Hungarian subtitles on everything."

Bacon Burger... meet your match


The Bacon Burger has met its match, and it is lacking! Meet the bacon- and cheese-stuffed pizza burger. This behemoth is not only unholy, it is no doubt wholly filling and has been known to send vegetarians screaming hysterically.

A step-by-step guide to making your own.

08 March 2009

The drawdown in Iraq begins

Two combat brigades will be heading for Afghanistan instead of Iraq this Fall, as President Obama fulfills his campaign promises to draw down the troop levels in Iraq and help the ailing Afghanistan campaign.

Two combat brigades comes to roughly 12,000 troops. Christian Science Monitor has the story.

Buy a house, only $1

Some banks are looking to unload their foreclosed homes for $150,000 Or Best Offer... and in some cases that best offer is one dollar. Rather than holding on to foreclosed homes and losing thousands in maintenance costs, the banks have taken to selling the houses for the cost of a soda. Looking to move to Detroit? They've got a house to fit your budget.

"'I think you can make this house clean, safe and functional for $500 to $1,000,' said Mason.
There are more than 40,000 vacant properties in Detroit, which has been hit hard by the foreclosure crisis, and the median home price is a stunningly low $7,000. In many neighborhoods, homes that were fetching $75,000 just three years ago are now selling for ten cents on the dollar or less."

South Ossetia, 6 months later

The International Harold Tribune brings an update to the status of South Ossetia, 6 months after Georgia and Russia fought a war over the border province. Buildings are still bombed out, burnt out tanks line streets, and not much has improved since the bullets stopped in August.

06 March 2009

XKCD: Correlation


05 March 2009

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal


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Jon Stewart rips CNBC a new one

Jon Stewart was on a roll Wednesday night after CNBC reporter Rick Santelli canceled. As we all know, Hell hath no fury like Jon Stewart scorned. Check out the rest of the episode for more Jon Stewart gold.

03 March 2009

British law favors heroin addicts over diabetics


In England heroin addicts get free needles and needle disposal. It's probably even a good idea, in fact it may be why Spain's addicts are 10 times more likely to have HIV.

However, when the same pharmacists who are giving red-eyed-itchy-neck Ted a sweet deal, won't dispose Grandma's diabetes needles and she has to arrange for expensive haz-mat pick up. . .Lame.

Do the British want diabetes patients to start swapping needles? I read somewhere that that's a bad thing.

27 February 2009

A picture says a thousand words

Make your error messages more Zen





Haiku error messages bring the calm and serenity of Japanese poetry to your otherwise stressful technological experience.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Make your own recycled material trivet

From TreeHugger:

Ciclus designs has released this great new way to reuse corks from wine bottles and turn them into a useful and artful trivet.


Coen Brothers tell Clean Coal like it is

Sean Hannity is allergic to facts


Congressman Joe Sestak went on to Sean Hannity's "news" show to discuss the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, only to have Mr. Hannity repeatedly bring up false GOP talking points about a provision to provide money to save a marsh mouse in Speaker Pelosi's district that never existed.

I thought Fox News would have stopped taking talking points from the GOP after they got burned when the public found out about it last time.

25 February 2009

Markets: hating on Obama or laissez faire non-partisans?

Every time the president or his administration makes a major economic announcement, the Dow takes a dive. But are they actually related? Let’s go deep inside the numbers.

Spoiler Alert: No, they just want to be left alone.

XKCD: Kindle

24 February 2009

Stimulus Watch: keeping an eye on economic recovery spending


Stimulus Watch is a website by a watchdog group that is keeping an eye on economic recovery spending - particularly that of the recently passed American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (which also has its own website). Keep track of projects in all 50 states of the Union, and see where your tax dollars are going.

Mythbusters: US Senate edition


Think there was a heyday of James Stewart-style filibusters? Senate research suggests otherwise. Ryan Grim brings sheds some light onto this particular political practice.

23 February 2009

Your Nigerian relativ left money, please help

Looks like the Nigerian scammers hit the jackpot and managed to convince CitiBank to wire more than 27 million USD to an account in Ethiopia.

Now you can feel a little better about losing that 3 grand and the old Compaq notebook.

Bacon hamburger fatty melt


This bacon burger has two bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwiches as buns. This gastronomic godzilla makes the Baconator look like a slider.

22 February 2009

"Universal" flu vaccine?


Scientists discovered a virtual viral "Achilles' heel" for most strains of influenza. This could lead to a vaccine that would provide immunity against several types of the microbial menace.

Use the Force... sort of


Uncle Milton brings you the Force Trainer - a Star Wars branded toy that uses EEG technology. You can use your brain to move a ball. Simple, but it marks the beginning of a potential new area of games.

The only job he's fit to do...

A hardware store in Texas has offered George a job as a greeter. Check it out.

20 February 2009

Guarantee Net Neutrality NOW!

Holy Polis the internet is ours! But will we keep it?

If history is a constant struggle consolidating power against efforts to empower broadly, today we are amidst a battle of recently unrivaled import. When you showed up to the internet you were a consumer. You clicked your links, checked the weather and sent email. The computer was an appliance, you shortcutted your tv and your mailman to get what you wanted when you wanted it. Congratulations, that's about as impressive as ditching the Sears Roebuck catalog for a shopping mall.

But then you joined the we. Technological babysteps towards user driven content spawned an emotional and personal stake in the internet. If you want to be cooler than a twelve year old with a skateboard he drives with his finger tips you'd call this Web2.0 (Full disclosure, delvv would like to be that cool, thats why we've affixed a mirror effect to our logo and added a permanent beta). Alas, I digress, I doubt a reader of this blog needs much convincing that the new internet transformed pop culture, won a presidency, earned a person of the year Time cover, and confused most people over thirty-five.

Traditional interests would rather not roll over and die, however. Proponents of a so-called tiered internet would like us to pay for the internet like we pay for tv. Give them the big stuff cheap, the ads will pay for it anyway. But anyone who wants to go deeper will have to pay for it. You see, the problem is that we piggybacked the technology for the internet on the backs of cable and phone companies. These company's started the game with entrenched interests, and if you don't think they're throwing their weight around to protect them, you're in for a rude awakening.

Here we lead into what ticked me off today. This morning, the Wall Street Journal reported that America's cable companies want to restrict viewing of those online TV shows to tv subscribing customers. I'm sorry what?! You're a utility, shut your mouth and sit down. If I pay for the internet, I get what's on it. End of discussion. It's bad enough that Comcast charges a "subscriber fee" for non-cable tv customers which is the same price as basic cable. We have to end these games now, or we'll lose the internet. Tiered internet could kill YouTube, it could kill Blogs and . . . you know what, we had tiered internet once.

Remember AOL, with its little channels trying to get you to do everything it could to use its stupid "Keywords" rather than using the world wide web. Thats tiered internet. We could be back in that nightmare in a blink of an eye. You would never let your car decide where you were driving. You would never let your grocery store decide what you're having for dinner. Internet Service Provider is not Internet Service Decider. ISPs are public utilities and should be treated as such. Thank you, that is all.

19 February 2009

CNBC Journalist has Kanipshan on Chicago Commodity Floor

This video may bring out a chuckle or too, but I'd like to throw a little back in Mr. Santelli's face.

See, if it was just about responsible people and irresponsible people, he might have a point. But here's the deal, buddy, your näive over simplification of economics is exactly what got us here to begin with. If my neighbor can't pay his mortgage because he was irresponsible, you're right, I don't care. He can sell his house, move into something else and its his problem to get back on his feet. But guess what, when it's half the neighborhood my responsible billpaying household suffers too, and suffers bad. My home, the basic unit of wealth in this great nation, loses value at a hemorrhaging rate. This kills my access to credit and deals a punishing blow to my school district. So guess what, this plan is probably in my rational and your rational self interest unless you want to own worthless real estate and look forward to a future generation of American's who "graduate" high school with absolutely no marketable skills.

By the way, you know what else is a moral hazard? Health insurance, and yet, you look reasonably healthy, Rick (if you don't mind me saying). Why not just smoke some crack and play real life Frogger on the interstate. It's fine, I'm sure CNBC is giving you real nice health insurance, they'd fix you up quick - and hey, it might be fun. Oh you wouldn't? Oh right, that's because Moral Hazards aren't an absolute are they. I bet you think Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security, LiHEAP, food stamps, WIC, unemployment and their "ilk" are moral hazards too. Well sir, you'd be right, but guess what, we don't live in a world of absolutes, instead we're forced to balance interests. I for one am happy to balance my interests with the interests of those less fortunate, realizing that in the last few generations we've reduced senior poverty, reduced childhood hunger, decreased unnecessary illness related deaths and provided countless opportunities for American's to get a chance or two to reach the American dream. Huh, I bet functioning citizens with good jobs and stable financial situations actually benefits the American economy too, wouldn't that be something.


Also littering is so uncool. Like, pink-double-popped collar uncool.

18 February 2009

Cartoons are funny, right? NOT


So, there are a few things that you just don't do. It's something you grow up knowing- don't put your elbows on the table, don't talk with food in your mouth, don't call black people chimps. Just ask the New York Post. Recently, the paper ran a cartoon featuring several cops standing over a bullet-riddled chimp stating "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill."

Ok people. Now is not the time to have the conversation on whether or not there SHOULD be a difference in calling a black person and a white person a chimp. Because there shouldn't be. But unfortunately, due to long history of our country, the reality is that there IS a difference. You can not run a cartoon effectively calling our new black president a chimp, and expect there not to be any repercussions.

I'm not saying that the NYP is full of racists. This is not a "you're a racist" issue. This is a "are you seriously that stupid that you honestly didn't anticipate the backlash of this" issue. Come ON.

President, please!

I really hope this isn't fake.

President, please

Faster Firefox


A few tweaks to get Firefox running faster.

DIY: Bicycle wheel pot rack


Pot racks are expensive, building one out of an old bicycle wheel and some parts you can pick up at the hardware store is not. This is a neat guide to building your own bicycle wheel pot rack. Bonus points for going green.

17 February 2009

Bush had some integrity left?


Ex-VP Dick Cheney is reported to be furious that ex-President Bush did not pardon Scooter Libby. He pushed the issue extremely hard right up to the end of the term, but Bush wouldn't budge. In fact, he was so persistent that Bush finally told his aides that he refused to discuss the issue further.

Is this a sign of some shred of integrity left in the man?

IBM patent lets you dodge bullets


That's right - IBM filed a patent for technology that will detect incoming projectiles and then stimulate muscles to create a reflex reaction that would allow one to dodge bullets.

IBM. Dodge bullets.

Is that a new ad campaign on the horizon?

13 February 2009

The Autism Verdict

Well, the verdict is in: no money for the families of the three children with autism who were seeking a court award from the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program, claiming that thimerosal, a mercury containing preservative formerly used in vaccines, caused their childrens' disorders.
Here is what this does not mean:
-That thimerosal has NO link to autism
-That vaccines in general have NO link to autism
-That the MMR in its traditional form is the ideal schedule for infants
-That physicians have not mislead parents on many subjects related to vaccinations

Here is what this does mean:
-That thimerosal has very little effect on the immune system (saying nothing about the neurological or gastrointestinal system)
-That these families are not entitled to relief from this particular fund, based on what this fund was set up to support
-That based on the evidence presented to the court, the link was weak (saying nothing about the scientific evidence available)

Autism is a mysterious disorder with a complex etiology that clearly involves multiple systems, genetic predisposition, and environmental triggers, all in a combination that is currently unknown. No one can say for sure that vaccines cause autism, but until there is conclusive evidence that it does NOT, which currently does not exist, we should continue to research.

Details on the Stimulus Compromise

The Associated Press has published a simple concise and darned near purty graphic to help you digest the 8 bajillion dollar stimulus compromise to be voted on in Congress today.

If you've got some serious time on your hand, you can also read the whole thing yourself.

12 February 2009

For Once, the Religious Right is Right

In the news in the UK this week, one of the youngest people to become a father has made the news. He has a newborn, and he is a tender 13.

See more here.

Obama beatbox

GOP making up stuff again...

Yet again, the GOP is complaining about non-existent provisions of the stimulus bill. This time around, they're claiming that the bill contains millions of dollars to save a type of mouse that lives in Speaker Pelosi's district. The provision does not now exist in the bill nor has it ever.

I know it's a big bill, but you can't tell me there's not at least one intern in the whole GOP that has read it.

I'm just saying...

Oh China...

This kid is going to have lung cancer before he's potty trained.

Joaquin Phoenix nearly appears on the Late Show

Michael Phelps should NOT be Sorry

Michael Phelps should not be sorry - yea, I know I should be over this, but honestly I'm not. Phelps let me and the rest of our culture out to dry with his comments about his "childish mistake" and this article does a good job of reminding us why Mary Jane is illegal in the first place. Enjoy my first post.

11 February 2009

This is why you're fat....mmmmm


With a tagline like "where dreams become heart attacks," how can you not be intrigued?

A collection of coronary-inducing food items sure to piss off your insurance company and make you drool.

Microsoft SongSmith butchers some classics

It's hilarious and I actually kind of like the version of Hotel California, but MS SongSmith completely butchers a couple of classic songs. Basically, the program adds background music when you sing into the computer.

SCOTUS declares death penalty 'totally badass'

Bath tub gin gets a little homier


I'll see your Mr. Beer and raise you one Crock Pot Still.

And if you really want to take it up a notch.

Transactional truth, the flaw in proof, wikipedia

Slashdot is carrying an interesting post this morning pointing out an interesting error. Without diving into unnecessary detail, in a quickly evolving news story, a man named as a potential candidate for a public service post had his name changed by adding 'Wilhem' as an additional middle name. Now for most people this is a noticeable change, for example Barack Hussein Obama turned into Barack Wilhem Hussein Obama would stand out pretty well. But, when your name is Karl Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg, things might go unnoticed for a little while. Then things get a little funny. A german newspaper decides to copy the name out of wikipedia and print it, and then wikipedia users use the newspaper as a citation on the name.

Uh - oh. This sounds truthier than the Bush Administration. Which seems to beg the question, how often do we authenticate inaccuracy by repackaging?

Warning: Law school story

I'm way too lazy to look this up, but consider this. Years ago congress passed an amended requirement for import reporting and duty for certain products. Due to a transcription error, when the law was transferred into the US code an error was made in the reporting requirements for the dimensions of those products. Originally congress passed a requirement that a product had to be reported by its length, width and height, or its volume. In its published form, a product had to be reported by its length and width, or its height and volume. When tested in Federal court, the Judge cited the Code as the law and ruled that the flawed transcription should stand.

08 February 2009

Italy is really hard up for babies

Italy is currently in the midst of a constitutional crisis. The highest court declared that woman who has been in a persistent vegetative state since 1992 can be taken off feeding tubes, in accordance with what her father says would have been her wishes. Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi issued an emergency decree preventing any patients from being taken off feeding tubes if their lives depend on them.
"Justifying his campaign to save Englaro's life, the prime minister added that, physically at least, she was 'in the condition to have babies'"
I guess that tax credit just isn't doing it for them.

Football vs. Handegg

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