08 December 2008

the perfect christmas present for anyone on your list


At a loss for what to get your parent, friend or "lover" for Christmas this year? How about Chlamydia? Yup, that's right- GiantMicrobes has come to rescue for all you challenged gift givers out there and released a line of plush dolls shaped like microbes, ranging from the common cold to ebola, and for those of you who are feeling a little kinkier, herpes to "the clap." The microbes come with a magnified picture of the real microbe, along with an imformation packet on the disease it causes. So, I don't know about you guys, but all I want for Christmas this year is Gonorrhea. Or maybe some fat cells. Or maybe C. Diff. I just can't decide!!

2 comments:

Gunnery Sergeant Chimichanga said...

What did your boyfriend get you for Christmas?

He got me the Clap, isn't that so cute?

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jnies626 said...

now I know what I'm buying my girlfriend.... thank you!