24 September 2008

Clay Aiken is what?!

Yup that's right.... in a breaking news story, amidst a shattering economy and a historic presidential election, the big news story is that Clay Aiken is gay.
And in other, more surprising news, the sky happens to be blue.

Clay states that the birth of his son Parker (conceived through in vitro fertilization with his 50 year old "best friend") inspired him to be truthful about his true identity.

1 comment:

Gunnery Sergeant Chimichanga said...

And Intelligentsia sheds another tear for her lost society.

Ignorance is strength.