THIS JUST IN!

We now turn to Captain Obvious for yet another breaking news article: uninsured people may receive less health care than insured people! Apparently, we needed a study to tell us that uninsured people, on average, accrue fewer health care costs over the course of a year. And here I was thinking that not having health insurance was the perfect excuse to spend multi-millions of dollars in well-child visits and elective surgeries and then declare bankruptcy.