02 February 2009

Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion for Nation

Brand new edition to the White House Carnival: The Cheney Dunk Tank. 150 million assorted persons showed up for the event, with proceeds bloating the Treasury's coffers to the point of unlikely financial security.

Sigh... damn you, Onion. Why do you always have to dangle the ideal, utopian scenario in front of our face while the world burns around us?

1 comment:

Gunnery Sergeant Chimichanga said...

I'd be down for that... especially if it happened before winter ends.