18 November 2008

B****, I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT MAYO ON MY D*** SANDWICH

On Friday, a Florida man was arrested for assaulting his wife with.....
a sandwich. Yes, a sandwich.
The man and his girlfriend were in the car driving on I-95 when he allegedly hit her in the arm and face with a sandwich. Investigation continues...

1 comment:

Gregorius Mercator said...

But last week you told me that you kinda liked mayo.